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Dec. 21st, 2025 05:17 pmWhy on earth would my three card draw be the Five of Coins, the Empress reversed, and the Emperor? Where's my Tower???
(I am constantly amused by my deck's intense sarcasm.)
vital functions
Dec. 21st, 2025 10:49 pmReading. Nothing (quite) finished; various snippets. ( Scalzi, Bourke, Boddice, Cowart )
Watching. Wake Up Dead Man (the third instalment in the Benoit Blanc/Knives Out mysteries). ( Read more... )
Three episodes of Man vs. Bee, in company; this is... not for me.
Playing. Inkulinati! And, with the niblings: Match Madness, The Genius Square, Rummikub, Dixit.
Cooking. A new-to-me fruitcake recipe from one of my cookbooks; a dal from the cookbook I am not actually going to manage Making Everything From by the end of the calendar year (but I am pretty close).
Eating. I have now had A Mince Pie. Also a very long lunch at the Gardeners Arms. The brownies that all the reviews of the place we wound up staying in Ardlingy mentioned (which were indeed v good).
Exploring. Wakehurst Place, both at night for Glow Wild and during daylight (a little)!
Growing. Bought curry leaves. Proceeded to strip most of the stems (freezing the leaves) and Treat As Cuttings. There's at least one of them that doesn't look actually dead yet...
Observing. OWL OWL OWL. Very talkative tawny, as we were leaving Wakehurst on Friday night. Snowdrops, also at Wakehurst, to my mild horror. And, blessedly, NOT The Charity Tractor Parade...
Project 2026
Dec. 21st, 2025 08:28 amI think we should have another Constitutional Convention.
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What rights and rebalances would you fight for? What values would you wage peace for?
South America Part III: Cusco and Sacred Valley, Peru
Dec. 21st, 2025 10:30 pmOur initial stay was at the Hotel Costa Del Sol, whose simple entrance belies a pleasing interior. Well-located, it was a short walk to two major parks, the Plaza Mayor and the Plaza Regocijo, the former home to the imposing churches, the "Catedral del Cuzco" and the "Iglesia de la Compañía de Jesús", the latter especially rich in Baroque design. Both of these feature grand Gothic ceilings and are full of gilt items and late traditional religious art. Keeping to the theme, nearby is the "El Convento y la Iglesia de Santo Domingo" and the Incan "Templo del Sol Coricancha". The integration of the Incan masonry into the Spanish church is quite impressive here, as is the artwork, museum information, and gardens. A short distance, and overlooking the old city is the Incan fortress and vast grounds of Sacsayhuamán, the underground shrine of Qenko, and nearby Tambomachay, a collection of terraced aqueducts, canals and waterfalls.
Travelling further afield in the following days, we ventured into the Sacred Valley, whose rich soils provided for much of the old Incan Empire and which had been inhabited since the Chanapata civilisation almost three thousand years ago. The Inca complex at Písac provides a very fine example of the terraced agricultural techniques of the area, as well as an impressive collection of old buildings. Also of special note in the Sacred Valley is Ollantaytambo, a grand example of terracing and irrigation, storehouses, and a massive temple. Just before entering the Ollantaytambo, I also experienced a slight accident - there was a bump in the road, and I managed to donk the top of my head on the ceiling of the bus quite convincingly, taking out a chunk of my epidermis and requiring first aid attention. The next few days would be spent with the now-bald wounded area receiving regular treatment of disinfectant cream, covered by a makeup-removing pad (rather like a small yarmulke), and then by a rapidly purchased brimmed alpaca-felt hat. It was far from a serious wound, but the possibility of infection due to dust was significant, so multiple layers of precaution were taken - all in time for the journey to Machu Picchu, one of the greatest wonders of the world.
Funchal, Madeira
Dec. 20th, 2025 09:24 pmYesterday I did lots of walking and visited a 500-year-old convent, with a lot of impressive tiles and beautiful ceilings.
Today I took two cable cars to visit two different gardens on two different mountains. And also did a lot of walking, much of which was Up.
The gardens were a touch disappointing, and at this time of year mostly felt like tourist traps. Things might be different in summer, and it is certainly unfair to judge a garden by how it looks in December. But I didn't mind, because I was enjoying being out and about at altitude, with views and nice air. I also love travelling by cable car. It's not necessary nowadays - all of the places I went have road access - but it's smooth and calm and quiet, and by looking down you get a fascinating insight into bits of the town you'd never normally see.
One thing that struck me is that Madeira's roads are a marvel of engineering and, I suspect, EU money, thanks to the challenging topography... but beyond this, the infrastructure is incredibly three-dimensional. Dual carriageways will zip across the city, passing over valley roads to enter tunnels only a few metres under somebody's house. I'm almost sure there are roads in tunnels that pass over each other. One of the cable cars I took today passed under a power line. I admire the intricacy and the 3D thinking, and I am in awe at its construction.
I'm here to wind down and not feel pressured to do anything. That's nice, but of course it's going to need a lot more than a few days of that to make more than a short term difference.
О большой настольной игре
Dec. 19th, 2025 11:10 pmКогда я был маленький, дома у нас была большая — на газетный разворот — цветная настольная игра-бродилка. Она представляла собой нарисованную жёлтую дорожку, разделённую на пронумерованные поля; нужно было выставить на стартовое поле фишки по числу игроков, а далее все по очереди бросали кубик и передвигали каждый свою фишку на выпавшее число очков. Правда, собственно фишек у нас не было, поэтому мы брали коробку с пуговицами и выбирали оттуда какие поприкольнее. Большая Игра, как она называлась у нас дома, была напечатана на газетной бумаге, а потому быстро стала довольно ветхой. Несмотря на это, она тщательно сохранялась и оберегалась: настольных игр было мало, дешёвых настольных игр было ещё меньше, а Большая Игра, несмотря на примитивность, была увлекательной, так как на дорожке поминутно попадались разнообразные ответвления, по которым можно было либо пройти вперёд, либо отправиться на целую кучу полей назад. Ещё там были тупики, из которых приходилось долго возвращаться, поля, на которых нужно было пропустить ход (это особенно бесило, если противник в то же самое время попадал на поле, которое, напротив, давало возможность внеочередного хода), и поля, которые без дальнейших рассусоливаний отправляли неудачника на самый старт. Самой страшной в этом отношении была клетка под номером 89: всего в игре было 135 клеток, так что представьте себе уровень страданий бедняги, который уже буквально видел перед собой финиш, и вдруг судьба-злодейка отправляла его в самое начало; утешить его могло только маловероятное совпадение, благодаря которому противник тоже попадал на эту ужасную клетку и отправлялся начинать всё заново. Словом, за этой игрой я в младшей и средней школе провёл немало увлекательнейших вечеров с разнообразными друзьями и приятелями. ( >>> )
Deck the roof with loud repairmen
Dec. 19th, 2025 06:50 pmWhich is perhaps why Belovedest is on the shopping trip without me today. I was too cold and tired to get ready, let alone go out into the cold and dark.
Random Roman Remains
Dec. 19th, 2025 05:12 pm
The Bath House at Chesters Roman Fort. The alcoves are apparently where you stowed your clothes.
fuzzy matching: still a mistake
Dec. 18th, 2025 10:29 pmNo, internet, I guarantee you that 100% of the time that someone searches for explain pain supercharged, results they do not want are anything you think matches the string "explain paint supercharged". Hope that helps! Have A Nice Day!
(Still not anything like as annoying as fuzzy matching on a[b|d]sorb in GOOGLE SCHOLAR, but nonetheless Quite.)
with an open smile and with open doors
Dec. 17th, 2025 06:04 pmAlso: honestly what sort of bullshit is it that you can't get Microsoft Forms to send an email to the person who filled out the form with their details in! That's been, like, basic form functionality for at least fifteen years, and it's all very well saying "oh well you can do it with Power Automate", but that is much more complicated than ticking a "send submissions to user" box and requires access to a whole separate system plus someone to set up all the permissions for you to use whatever Outlook mailbox, etc etc etc...
Anyway. I have three? four? forms that my boss wants me to have up and running before Christmas. Now I've got all the accesses and permissions configured that should hopefully be possible, which is good because I did promise...
On the home front, I have now ordered all the remaining Christmas presents I can do before Christmas Day itself (why do so few places allow you to buy gift-cards to ship on a particular date!), wrapped all the physical things I already have, sorted out the last grocery delivery before Christmas so I won't accidentally starve, and checked in with my siblings to discover that other people have been working on the stocking presents for my parents, and what isn't bought is at least planned.
I built a beautiful tracking spreadsheet that shows what each parent is getting, calculates how much each of us has spent, and checks that against the notional budget for hopefully easier working out who owes what to whom once we're done. And so far no one has got super mad at me for being "bossy" or declared refusal to participate, which is unfortunately what tends to happens. I'm trying to back off now while we're still OK!
Now off to choir!
South America Part II: Lima, Peru
Dec. 17th, 2025 11:39 pmAnother significant cultural area of Lima is, of course, the "Centro Historico de Lima", a UNESCO World Heritage site and for good reason. Here is a very fine collection of colonial and Republican-era buildings from the Plaza de Armas and surrounds, including the Government Palace, the Cathedral of Lima, the Archbishop’s Palace of Lima, the Municipal Palace and the Palace of the Union. A visit to the "Museo Convento San Francisco y Catacumbas" was absolutely necessary. Dating from the 17th century, it includes the remains of some 70,000 people. There is also the El Convento de Santo Domingo, which has a very impressive old library. Nearby is the "Basílica Catedral de Lima", which houses the tomb of the conquistador Francisco Pizarro, who conquered Peru for the crown of Castille (awkwardly, the church proclaimed the wrong body as Pizarro's until the real one was discovered in 1977). With superior technology, he led an ambush at the the Battle of Cajamarca where less than 200 Spaniards defeated and massacred several thousand Incan imperial guards and thousands of attendants. The military acumen is impressive, utter lust for blood and treasure despicable. Appropriately, the next stop in the journey is Cuzco, the ancient capital of the Incan Empire.
О назойливых звонках
Dec. 16th, 2025 08:21 pmВ середине этого года докторша, к которой я обычно ходил как к терапевту — в Америке это называется General Practitioner или сокращённо GP — решила уйти на пенсию. Об этом мне сообщила:
- сама докторша письмом
- клиника докторши на электронную почту
- моя страховая компания письмом
- моя страховая компания на электронную почту
- докторша прислала отдельное письмо Лизавете, которая тоже к ней ходила
- страховая компания тоже прислала отдельное письмо Лизавете
Словом, когда чёртова врачиха в октябре наконец-таки свалила на свою проклятущую пенсию, я возрадовался до плеши, потому что решил, что больше меня никто не будет с этим вопросом донимать. Как бы не так! За последние 2 недели мне уже 3 раза позвонила клиника, в которой раньше работала докторша: "Здравствуйте, давайте вас запишем к другому врачу". У меня настроен автосброс подобных звонков, и они сразу отправляются на голосовую почту, потому что я не могу понять их смысла. Вы меня запишете к другому врачу, и? Зачем? Зачем мне записываться к врачу? Я сейчас вполне здоров, у меня нет серьёзных хронических заболеваний, требующих постоянного наблюдения, зачем мне идти к врачу? Логично предположить, что когда у меня возникнет потребность во враче, я сам позвоню и запишусь к любому свободному доктору. Но логика, я так понимаю, не самая сильная сторона клиники, в которой я имел несчастье наблюдаться. Не сомневаюсь, что они будут пытаться звонить мне и дальше, натыкаясь на автоматический сброс звонка.
Cold weather is not currently seasonable
Dec. 16th, 2025 09:30 amAll of my cold weather clothing is either military surplus or hand me downs from cousins in the oil fields.
I might need to figure this out. (This is JANUARY weather, not December!)
Beads have arrived!
Dec. 15th, 2025 06:31 pmSince the replacement beads included ones shipped from Czechoslovakia, I've been nervous that I won't be able to finish on time. (Which I still probably won't, but I can make An Effort now.)
The last of the replacement beads arrived today, and I am very happy with this. Will I get cracking on it? Well, probably not today.
Additionally, it's been a not as terrible as usual leg day. Hooray for physical therapy (and remembering to do it), and hooray for pain meds. (Yesterday I completely spaced my pain meds until bedtime. Surprised Pikachu was surprised at how horrible a leg day it was.)
О ненужном космосе в научной фантастике
Dec. 15th, 2025 08:39 pmЯ иногда думаю: почему у писателей-фантастов так мало воображения? Особенно у тех, которые пишут про космос. Вот вроде бы богатейшая тема: разные планеты, жизнь на них, вообще космические полёты и как бы они изменили обыденную жизнь людей... И что мы имеем? Что, спрашиваю я, мы имеем? А имеем мы зачастую убожество вроде "Дюны" Фрэнка Герберта или вот Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu Ёсики Танаки. В первом случае у нас в космосе развитый европейский феодализм, сдобренный псевдоарабскими племенами, ритуальные поединки на ножах и транспортировка навоза с планеты на планету в качестве важного экспортного товара. Во втором — Пруссия образца 19-го века воюет в космосе с Америкой середины века 20-го по моделям сухопутных сражений, почерпнутых из древнекитайского романа "Троецарствие", включая сражения на боевых топорах внутри космических кораблей. ( >>> )


